written by John Guare
directed by James Weiss
Friday March 9th 1973 — Saturday March 31st 1973

Artie Shaugnessy is a songwriter with visions of glory. Toiling by day as a zookeeper, he suffers in seedy lounges by night, plying his wares at piano bars in Queens, New York, where he lives with his wife, Bananas, much to the chagrin of Artie’s downstairs mistress, Bunny Flingus, who’ll sleep with him anytime but refuses to cook until they are married. On the day the Pope is making his first visit to the city, Artie’s son Ronny goes AWOL from Fort Dix, stowing a homemade bomb intended to blow up the Pope in Yankee Stadium. Also arriving are Artie’s old school chum, now a successful Hollywood producer, Billy Einhorn, with starlet girlfriend in tow, who holds the key to Artie’s dreams of getting out of Queens and away from the life he so despises.
Cast
- Artie Shaughnessy: Len Stanger
- Ronnie Shaughnessy: Val Hendrickson
- Bunny Flingus: Jane Hunt
- Bananas Shaughnessy: Joan Turetzky
- Corinna Stroller: Rebecca Green
- Billy Einhorn: Morton Sinclair Wright
- First Nun: Rita Cohen
- Second Nun: Roberta Rabin
- Third Nun: Alice Dysart
- Military Policeman: Mike Gnazzo
- Man in White: Sol Derewetzky
Production Staff / Crew
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Director: James Weiss
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Producer: Terry Israel
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Set Designer: Carl Low
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Costume Designer: Joan Buckley Allemon
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Lighting Designer: Doug Davies
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Stage Manager: Gloria Derewetsky
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Property Designer: Sara Ferreri
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Property Designer: Sylvia Corliss
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Property Designer: Beverly Saraceno
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Sound Designer: Tom Cambria
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Make-up Designer: Joan Turetzky
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Make-up Designer: Ruth Button