written by Terrence McNally
directed by James Loranger
Friday November 16th 1984 — Saturday December 15th 1984

The farce is set in a gay bathhouse in Manhattan, where unsuspecting heterosexual Cleveland businessman Gaetano Proclo has taken refuge from his homicidal mobster brother-in-law, Carmine Vespucci. There Gaetano stumbles across an assortment of oddball characters, including a rabid chubby chaser, go-go boys, a squeaky-voiced detective, and Googie Gomez, a third-rate Puerto Rican entertainer with visions of Broadway glory who mistakes him for a famous producer and whom he mistakes for a man in drag. Further complications arise when Gaetano’s wife Vivian tracks him down and jumps to all the wrong conclusions about his sexual orientation.
Cast
- Abe: Herb Rovitz
- Claude Perkins: Bill Greeley
- Gaetano Proclo: Daniel Scott
- Chris: Wayne Markover
- Michael Brick: Jeff Garrigan
- Googie Gomez: Candy Pittari
- Maureen: Marilyn Spitzer
- Tiger: Fred Frick
- Duff: John Collins
- Carmine Vespucci: Stephen Kiss
- Vivian Proclo: Teena Grant
- A Patron: Gene Possidento
- A Patron: Ken Sharp
- A Patron: Peter Steckler
- A Patron: Jonathan Steckler
- A Patron: Ed Whalen
- A Patron: Peter Jacobellis Gregus
- A Patron: Tony Orwin
- A Patron: John P. Schutz
Production Staff / Crew
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Director: James Loranger
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Producer: Bill Lauer
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Producer: Jocelyn Beckman Murphy
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Assistant Director: Don McMahon
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Set Designer: Robert Sven Olson
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Costume Designer: Kathleen Stanton
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Costume Designer: Fred Frick
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Lighting Designer: Robert Sven Olson
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Lighting Designer: Don McMahon
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Stage Manager: Tina Solomon
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Property Designer: Barbara Coleman
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Technical Director: David Vogel
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Sound Designer: James Loranger